I've been a caretaker for about a decade now and got my start by running virtual AB daycares on Second Life. There are few things as wonderful as having a babygirl to pamper and play with. When I'm in daddy mode I spoil my little one with love and attention. Diaper changes, bottle feedings and burpings, dressing her in the cutest baby outfits and playing games like hide'n'seek and peek-a-boo, I love every bit of it. If she cries cuz she needs me I'm there in a flash. When she looks up at me with a smile and says "Dada" I melt into a puddle. It doesn't bother me if she makes a mess or throws a tantrum cuz she didn't get what she wanted. That's just how babies show how much they need you.
Anyways, as far as "tastes" go, despite being a font of dark humor and dirty jokes I'm not much of a "sexual" person. If you're looking for someone who wants to rock you TO bed rather than rock you IN bed then I might just be the weirdo for you.
Oh, just a heads up, if you're 23 or younger, please don't expect things to go any further than "just friends". The age gap feels weird enough, but I've been in enough relationships to learn that most people don't really know who they are or what they want in a partner until they've gained a certain amount of experience. Don't let that stop you from saying "hello" though!
Also, I have a cat! She is the actual devil! Yes, I still love her to bits! No, she is not negotiable!
“Hot Child in the City” by Nick Glider has been playing on loop inside my head for the last 2 weeks and I have no idea how it got there.
I should be doing house chores right now but it's hard without a little around to cheer you on and maybe help (or at least pretend to.)
One day I’m going to die from a heart attack and it’ll be romcom anime that caused it.
The website is being reeeeaaaal wonky today. Hope it's nothing serious.
I swear, a lot of people's profile pics on this site scare me. Not in a "oh god that's horrifying" way but in a "I don't understand this therefore it disturbs" me kinda way. Seriously, are half the users here intentionally uploading their worst pics? No matter what they might think, everyone on this site can look very attractive. Just take the time to find the right angle, lighting, and outfit. Your PFP is 90% of your personality here!
Nothing makes me feel like more of a "dad" then pulling up Hockerty's website and looking at all the classy menswear I (currently) can't afford.
I've noticed a lot of people on this site posting on other's walls stating that they ran out of messages. Don't we get a limit of 50 a day? That feels like more than enough for a decent conversation with 4-5 people a day. If that's happening to you I recommend taking a break. Do something you enjoy by yourself and learn to appreciate your own company. A romantic partner isn't going to make everything better.
Don't wait for someone else to love you. Love yourself first.
Guessing they are chatting and it doesn't take long to use them all up if you send short messages like a chat instead of actually using the chat functionality. I'm noticing a lot of the ones that do this end up having their accounts taken down for being scammers too though so they are hitting many people up at the same time. In any case, be careful out there.
I was thinking the same thing...Like holy spam batman...
Don't you just hate it when payday comes around, you look at your bank account, feel the urge to buy all sorts of fun stuff but then remember you still gotta pay rent, utilities and the friends who lent you money for holiday shopping? 
Dating tip:
Desperation is like BO. If you start to stink then it means you need to step back and take care of yourself.
I really hate lying but not because I'm an honest guy. Naw, trying to keep your story straight is just too much of a hassle.
It would be really nice if this website had a dark mode. 
I can feel my eyeballs burning every time I log in.
