- Mar 31, 2023
- Last seen a long time ago
- Detroit, Michigan, United States
- Body type:
- A few extra pounds
- 6' 0"
- Dark brown
- Caucasian (white)
- In my own words:
One fine summer day back in the 1970s, Golf_Echo came into this world full of piss and vinegar. Some would argue that there was more piss than vinegar; others would say there was definitely more vinegar than piss. Yet, there was a small contingent who believed there was fox urine and apple cider vinegar in the mixture. Those people hold Golf_Echo to be the next Messiah.
Golf_Echo takes his duties as the next Messiah very seriously. He once saved Mankind at the age of seven, by leading a cavalry brigade of rhesus monkeys riding pygmy goats into battle to fight evil Colombian separatist elves dressed like Liberace. Golf_Echo received Colombia's highest military honor--the Orden Militar de San Mateo for commandeering a Bell UH-1 Iroquois of Fuerza Aérea Colombiana and delivering a team of Keebler Elves to kill the leader of the separatists.
Since then, Golf_Echo went on to graduate elementary school magna cum laude with his Juris Doctorate degree--the first and only person ever to do so. By the time he finished high school, he had also earned his Doctorate of Philosophy in Bio-Engineering with an emphasis in potato chip manufacturing.
These days, Golf_Echo is CEO of a Fortune 100 company that manufactures over fifty kinds of rubber replica feces and also produces over 75% of the world's pasteurized buttermilk that is used in the production of ranch dressing. He also is head of a non-profit charity that collects and distributes individually-wrapped corn kernels to the less fortunate people of Suriname.
In his spare time, Golf_Echo enjoys thrice-daily masturbation sessions to gonzo porn and slide shows of fire engines in service to Europe. He also collects celebrity pocket lint, and is especially proud of his pocket lint from Dolly Parton and Corey Feldman. Golf_Echo can occasionally be found enjoying cross-country skiing around Manhattan.
If Sydney University or any other institution wishes to interview Golf_Echo for bona-fide case studies, please send a $25 check or money order (in U.S. funds) and a self-addressed stamped envelope to:
Golf_Echo Interview Queries
P.O. Box 86112
Carol Stream, IL 60118
May the Lord bless you in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
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