UkSwitchGuy

So adult me is pretty cool, in possibly the nerdiest ways granted. I'm smart, talk to me about cosmology, philosophy, big talk thought experiment "we'll never really know the answer but it's fun to think about" stuff, it's so much more intriguing than mundane small talk, and such an insight into the mind! If you want to befriend me please have something interesting to talk about, I don't want to endlessly be asked how I am and what I'm up to, it's beyond tedious! Tell me about something you've been thinking about, a theory you have that's a bit out there, or just something you're passionate or knowledgeable about, people shine best when talking about the things that matter to them

I'm pretty well put together for my age, I've got a nice car, a nice flat, I'm a DJ in my spare time alongside my full time work, I've got good friends and I live a fun and active life! Surprisingly mature for someone who doesn't want to use the potty isn't it?

But sexually I need to be someone's little boy, I don't struggle finding female attention, but its not the right kind of female attention, I'm tired of disappointing girls who expect me to take them home and be Mr dominant who takes them to pound town, I'm a submissive little boy who needs a mummy domme who wants a big strong man on the outside to treat like the soft little boy on the inside I am. I choose pampers over pussy and I need a mummy who wants to keep it that way! Embarrass me, infantilise me, make me your good little boy! It'll be our special secret ;) Currently wearing nappies semi 24/7, just waiting for you to change me, tease me, make me blush, make me squirm, you'll control my pampers and my heart at the same time