The short story is that I’m an attorney with some questionable extracurriculars. I spend a lot of my free time training Brazilian jiu-jitsu, cross-training, and, of course, wearing diapers. But that’s the boring stuff. The fun stuff is that I'm House Hufflepuff and my patronus is a magpie (Pottermore screwed me twice I swear), Sonic over Mario, Superman over Batman, House Stark and Team Edward.
Here are some quick hits:
Favorite Diaper? Tena Slip Maxi.
Top 3 Pixar Films? Wall-E, Ratatouille, and Toy Story.
Top 3 Disney Films? Aladdin, Lion King and I have a soft spot for the 2011 Winnie the Pooh film.
Oh, and on a more serious note, I'm really bad at high-fives. Like comically bad. Half-palm if I'm lucky. What's worse is that I love high-fiving too. I feel like people should know that beforehand.