I'm a baby in a man's body. I wear Vivactive Slip Ultimate nappies 24/7. I sleep with a dummy in.
For work, I am a School Site Manager (Posh title for a glorified Caretaker!) at a special needs school. It's a lot of responsibility, working at quite a large school. All our kids are autistic \ behavioural, so is challenging, yet rewarding, I live on site, in my 1960s Caretaker's bungalow with my young son. Work keeps me busy, but I love every minute of it. I am based in the Boarders Block, so I am in the thick of everything that goes on and no day is ever the same. From cleaning, to maintenance, I do it all. I work with a brilliant team. Our Head Karen is so supportive, along with our brilliant Teachers, House Keepers, Boarding Units Staff and Governors. I love working at the school and I am loved by pupils and staff alike. The kids know me as "Smiffy" instead of Mr Smith, which I find is really sweet. They always say hello to me and I am very respected at work.
Outside of work, I love taking my lad to the park, riding my motorbike, swimming, karaoke, (yes I can sing) DIY and model railways. We have a model railway club at work, with a layout based on the SWML.
I try to get on as much as I can, but work means this is mostly evenings and weekends. Beware I am on call 24\7 so if I suddenly go offline, this is most likely why. When something goes tits up over the school, it's me that has to deal with it!
School's Out and I went on the annual end of year piss up with my collegues. Was good as me and the head ended up irish dancing on the dance floor and I had the whole pub singing along with me and up on the dance floor, when I performed Alison Jier - I just Wanna Fucking Dance in Karaoke. 
Brew and a shower before bed I think. It's another busy school day tomorrow - Sports Day and yes I will be expected to join in on the 3 legged race!
Just back from an emergency call out... A Year 11 Boarder smoking out the window, hoping not to set the fire alarm off, but it is super sensitive as it should be and went off. 55 Boarders evacuated to the playground and a very disgruntled Mr. Smith, (Me) as well as a very angry Head of Care have given the pupil responsible a right rollocking. Thank god the end of term is 2 days away - 6 weeks no kids! Wait till the head gets hold of him tommrow - The pupil in question is in BIG trouble for this!
still recovering after gualbladder surgery, thank god it's been taken out!
Got the urge to go to the back of the kitchen cupboard and route out the old baby bottle and do myself some warm milk.
Hello Liam Clarke. As a new member of the site I would like to welcome you to DiaperMates.
